Speech is silver. Silence is golden.

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

deducingsherlockian:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thedoctorspatronus:

okaysional:

Slide to the left

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Take it back now y’all

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Cha cha real smooth

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Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp

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FREEZE!

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Everybody clap your hands

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How low can you go? Can you go down low?

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All the way to the floor?

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… oh

this was funny until it wasn’t

IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.

nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS

Can you bring it to the top?

Like you never never stopped

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK
strigays:


i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gwenlightened:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

ALL OF THESE ARE SO CLEVER I CAN’T EVEN