saminmytemple:

siriuslykreacher:

rosesollux:

Okay yes having good grades doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart but can we please not demean people who do get good grades because it is incredibly difficult and stressful for a lot of people and saying they “aren’t really smart” is really insulting to those who actually try really hard.

thank you..

thank you so much

dyeric:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 

imma eat it anyway

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

amygloriouspond:

John: Uh, milk. We need milk.
Sherlock: I’ll get some.
John: Really?!
Sherlock: Really.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

saftasming:

queenofmallets:

bootylicious-buggy:

cliffe:

asktheharpy:

Best.

Bird.

Ever.

omg

BURD

That is no bird.

It’s a weird feathery fish creature.

It looks like a puppet there ha ha

AM I A BIRD OR AM I A MUPPET?!

weirdcrazyfangirlwithanipod:

Me during gym